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Straight, No Shooter

Why is the dialogue such a total set-up? Yesterday right after Marlena went into her schpill about how she was combating her "upset stomach," I put on my Roman Voice and mockingly grumbled, 'Herbal tea and crackers?'

Why did he say the exact same thing .2 seconds later?

Why didn't anyone consider Phillip's post-op care? Dude, he lost a leg. Even people w/sprained ankles are careful to make arrangements.

Why was Mimi being so retared yesterday when Rex & The Scooby-doo Gang went to bust her out of jail? Sure she'd have some 'splaning to do about pleading guilty, but if I didn't have to stay in a place where I couldn't shower without having to watch my ass, I'd be doing cartwheels.

Chelsea's "way too sexy?" Yeah, in the same way a twelve-yr-old girl is hot. And where exactly is this "half-way" line for having sex? Is it someplace that can be plotted latitudinally?

Is Frankie's heavy-lidded look Sexy or Suspect?

Marlena: Those flowers are beautiful...are they for me?
John: *brow hike* They're not for Roman.
-- Priceless.

Why did I think it might be funny to see the cork from the champagne bottle pop Mimi in her other eye?

Please tell me that Max sees through Chelsea's game and he'll move on to some other conquest.

It's called an answering machine, Meems. Turn it on once in a while.

Whoa. I've never actually seen Days lapse a scene so fast. Guess it helps when your characters live across the hall from each other.

What is this great love of his/her life bullshit? It's like giving the Lifetime Achievement Award to someone's who's still very much alive. And still achieving.

...Did Jack just try to pawn Jennifer off on Frankie? And then the sudden Jack/Jen snuggling? Frankie, uncomfortable much?

Maybe if Chelsea spent less time at Abby's, she'd have a boyfriend.

Does it seem queer that Rex calls Roman and Kate "Mom" and "Dad"?

I'm thinking that the best move for Belle and Phillip is across town. And not just some other part of Salem.

** Yay -- Beardless!Phillip!!

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Why did I think it might be funny if the cork from the champagne bottle had popped Mimi in her other eye?

Because that would've been priceless. lol
'Cause I'm demented that way.
i guess i am too then because it would've been HILARIOUS. and dont think i didnt think the SAME THING, because i did, hahahaa. nice.
We're all demented.


12 years ago

Soo...I missed it. How did they get Mimi out, anyway?


12 years ago

I was thinking the same thing, about Jack trying to pawn Jennifer off on Frankie!!! ♥
Yeah, way to be smooth, Jackie.
:) That was funny & so true!
I'd support him, too.
Thanks. Love your icon too! lol
I'd embarrass myself by guessing. But then I'd just be embarrassing myself *thinx BSB member...?*
Yep. Nick Carter from BSB.
Chelsea's "way too sexy?" Yeah, in the same way a twelve-yr-old girl is hot.

You know what's funny about that? This actress is actually 20 years old.
Like Katie Holmes. She's almost 30, isn't she?
Roman: *brow hike* They're not for Roman.

I believe John said that lol...and yea John was funny today.
I have noticed that on days the solution for anything is Herbal Tea. Hope goes to Jennifers all freaked out Jennifer says "why don't I make us some Herbal Tea?" It's like Herbal Tea is some kind of miracle drug or something